Is South Carolina built on a hellmouth? I’m not sure how else to explain the way it’s preparing for the solar eclipse later this month.
Earlier this week, the cops in Greenville, South Carolina felt the need to specifically ask people NOT to SHOOT BIGFOOT if they saw him. And now, they’re focused on another potential monster.
The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp is a half reptile-half man who’s believed to live in the swamps around Lee County, in northeast South Carolina.
Some people are worried that he could come out during the solar eclipse. Others… well they’re just concerned whether or not he has the proper eye-safety gear for viewing the eclipse!
Do lizard men even need solar eclipse glasses?
— HeyMrNeal (@heymrneal) August 8, 2017
The South Carolina Emergency Management Division even tweeted asking people to report any paranormal or Lizard Man-related activity they see during the eclipse.
Sure, it’s tongue-in-check . . . but is it REALLY?
— SCEMD (@SCEMD) August 9, 2017