They finally have the Queens approval, but these royally-terrible souvenirs do not! The big day is coming up for Prince Harry and Meghan Marckle, so prepare to have your dream wedding completely crushed by a Royal nuptial you couldn’t afford in even your wildest dreams.
At least you can have a one-piece bathing suit to remember it?
god has truly abandoned us pic.twitter.com/3VtLBBqnpr
— Kassy Cho (@kassyapple) May 13, 2018
You could celebrate with possibly the most British wedding gift any guest could go home with… Marmite.
— Victoria Arbiter (@victoriaarbiter) April 27, 2018
This one just seems to be on the less tasteful side! But hey, we’re all about safe-sex and when it comes to protecting the “crown-jewels,” why not…
Crown Jewels limited edition condoms.
Royal Wedding souvenir four-pack comes in a box with pop-up portrait of Harry and Meghan and plays a combined arrangement of the US and British national anthems pic.twitter.com/9SBTcVPPNr
— AFP news agency (@AFP) May 14, 2018
Is there anything they won’t sell to commemorate this wedding? We give you Royal Engagement Bongos!
… so you can pretend to understand a monarchy and it’s intense marriage process.
Bad wedding souvenir of the day: a £51.99 bongo drum. No home should be without one. pic.twitter.com/hc5XsPyYkL
— Mark Beech (@Mark_Beech) May 6, 2018
No. Just no.
— Delish.com (@DelishDotCom) May 3, 2018
Now… THIS one has my credit card out of the wallet! The only real royalty… Ed Sheeran.
Obviously someone got fired at the print shop for this one:
— INSIDER (@thisisinsider) April 11, 2018