Croghan Is No Longer A “Toys ‘R’ Us Kid”

(AP Photo/Nati Harnik)
(AP Photo/Nati Harnik)

We like to think he’s hit retirement aged, saved his money and is all packed for the beach… but Geoffrey the Giraffe, in an abandoned Toys ‘R’ Us wheeling his luggage behind him – is the saddest thing on the internet today.

Croghan channels his inner Toys ‘R’ Us kids for some farewells and it got real:

I mean – look at this poor guy! Are there no more Toys ‘R’ Us kids? 🙁




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