Police in South Carolina Have Asked Us NOT to Shoot Bigfoot

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This is so America right here:  “Hey look, something rare and cool.  Let’s shoot it!”

Residents in western North Carolina claim they’ve spotted Bigfoot.  And now, the police in Greenville, South Carolina have put out a message:  If you spot Bigfoot, please don’t SHOOT HIM. I mean… we’re better than that SC, are we not?

Greenville authorities wrote on their Facebook page, quote, “Do not shoot, as you’ll most likely be wounding a fun-loving and well-intentioned person, sweating in a gorilla costume.”

… or, even worse, you’d kill Bigfoot and we’d never get any answers!

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