This is so America right here: “Hey look, something rare and cool. Let’s shoot it!”
Residents in western North Carolina claim they’ve spotted Bigfoot. And now, the police in Greenville, South Carolina have put out a message: If you spot Bigfoot, please don’t SHOOT HIM. I mean… we’re better than that SC, are we not?
Greenville authorities wrote on their Facebook page, quote, “Do not shoot, as you’ll most likely be wounding a fun-loving and well-intentioned person, sweating in a gorilla costume.”
… or, even worse, you’d kill Bigfoot and we’d never get any answers!