Amy Tries: The Unicorn Frappuccino

Starbucks doesn’t advertise with us, right? No? Good. Because lemme tell you…

THIS IS TERRIBLE. I have so many issues with this:

  1. It’s pretty and looks like cotton candy. Why wouldn’t you make it taste like cotton candy?WHY DOES IT TASTE LIKE SOUR MANGO? TF?!*
  2. It was $6 for a grande.
  3. My thought behind the marketing campaign: Starbucks doesn’t care about if you like their stuff. They care about getting your money. How much did they make off this drink alone? Guarantee they won’t keep it on the menu, but it’s worth it to them to hype a garbage product, collect all our cash, and then say “Yeah, our bad!”
  4. This is proof that Starbucks doesn’t care about us.
  5. And finally, again…WHY DOESN’T IT TASTE LIKE COTTON CANDY?

Did you try the Unicorn Frappuccino? Did you like it?! Comment below, tweet @MYQ935 or hit me up on Snapchat @AmyMCR!

 

 

*I was one of those kids that couldn’t eat the green, blue, or purple ketchup. I also couldn’t eat the green eggs in nursery school on Dr. Seuss Day. I have my limits.

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