Skydiving Santa Crash Lands

So this is why Santa needs to stick to traveling by sleigh. As soon as the jolly guy tries to get creative or EXTREME, little kids wind up TRAUMATIZED.

Santa tried to skydive into a charity volleyball tournament in Tampa over the weekend to deliver toys. Old Saint Nick didn’t exactly plan his trajectory quite right and he crashed HARD into a tree on the way down.  (The guy’s real name is George Krokus.)

Fortunately, he survived! We’re positive any of the kids who saw him would’ve REALLY needed therapy… but George needs a little too. He didn’t exactly walk away from the crash and has already had two leg surgeries for his injuries.

On the bright side, he should make a full recovery.




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